SUPERSPIKED = SUPERHAPPY

oh shugwucks … someone laced my Coke … again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While I was at work … MSN convo between me and Sir Ya *:

Sir Ya says:
salaam bro

Salman says:
YO DUDE
WHAT UPPPP
salams

Sir Ya says:
lol
how are you

Salman says:
AH AM FANTABYOOOLUSSSSSS
like i’mma KISS THE SKY YO
and you?

Sir Ya says:
lol

Salman says:
aur tum?

Sir Ya says:
 mashaAllah

Salman says:
et tu?
wa ent?

Sir Ya says:
lol

Salman says:
COME ON MAN FESS UP

Sir Ya says:
lol
allhamdulillah man
everythings good
is there any particular reason for this elation?

Salman says:
lol look at this guy, so cool and calm and collected in the face of a raving MAD HAPPY LUNATIC

Sir Ya says:
mashaAllah bro, may Allah always keep you this happy

Salman says:
 no particular reason … maybe the Coke can next to me has some happy drugs in it
 ameen

Sir Ya says:
lol

Salman says:
i’m happy to be ALIVE yo
four working limbs
my eyesight, mouth, nose, ears
JACKPOT!!!  ….  X-D

Sir Ya says:
mashaAllah
lol
okay bro
what’s up with Shayma?

Salman says:
shayma?
what do u mean

Sir Ya says:
she disappeared

Salman says:
is she ignoring you again

Sir Ya says:
off FB

Salman says:
well she got off of facebook i know that
yeah

Sir Ya says:
married?

Salman says:
sometimes people get busy due to school, exams, work, etc so they leave FB

Sir Ya says:
ahh

Salman says:
sometimes its too much fitnaaaaaaah

Sir Ya says:
okay
lol

Salman says:
so maybe she wanted to go off of FB
otherwise i know she’s fine alhamdulillah

Sir Ya says:
allhamdulillah

Salman says:
she was at a park earlier this week w/ a bunch of other girlfriends
playing and horsing around

Sir Ya says:
strong girl, I respect her alot

Salman says:
fo sho

Sir Ya says:
may Allah keep her happy

Salman says:
ameen

Salman says:
one of these days she’s gonna beat me up

Sir Ya says:
 lol… why?

Salman says:
i dunno why Shayma’s gonna kick my butt, i’m just saying she’s a strong girl
i’m scared yo
like any minute she’s gonna bust out a rolling pin

Sir Ya says:
lol

Salman says:
SWING BATTA BATTA SWINNNNGGG!!
POW
KRACK
BOFF

Sir Ya says:
lol
and her brother?

Salman says:
and while all that is happening you’ll see the cheesy on-screen letters indicating the punches, just like the 1960s Batman TV series

Sir Ya says:
LOL

Salman says:
her brother Pedro is doin’ alright as far as I know

Sir Ya says:
if you remember, please give him my salaams

Salman says:
inshallah
next time i go to their house

Salman says:
i’ll have the royal trumpets playing as I enter

Sir Ya says:
lol

Salman says:
 and then i’ll unfurl the scroll

Sir Ya says:
lol

Salman says:
and relay the High Greetings from far away well-wishers

Sir Ya says:
lol

Salman says:
snooty british medieval voice

Sir Ya says:
lol, man
what do they put in the coke over there

Salman says:
actually i should do it just for the hell of it
i’ll take a scroll along
with your name on it and your greetings
and then i’ll enter and be like, I am requesting an audience with Prince Pedro
yes sire, I have here well-wishes from your online companion, Sir Ya
i dont know what they put in the coke dude

Sir Ya says:
lol

Salman says:
but alhamdulillah
Allah ta3ala has been good to me – read that other post I put up?
   
Sir Ya says:
reading it
should’ve figured
you were hit on the head
explains a lot!

Salman says:
maybe
HEYYYY
I NEVER LOOKED AT IT THAT WAY!!!!!11

Sir Ya says:
lol

Salman says:
so lyke
do you think i’m krayzee

Sir Ya says:
nah man

Salman says:
am i PSYCHO
INSANE
DELIRIOUS
NUTS

Sir Ya says:
lol

Salman says:
SUPERHAPPY

Sir Ya says:
yes
superhappy
lol

Salman says:
yeehaw
ride em cowboY!

Salmaan says:
i think i should swallow a whole box of corn starch in order to soak up that coke and whatever was in it

 

*all names have been changed for privacy

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Filed under: Miscellany, MSN Ejecta