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Why Men Are Never Depressed:

 Hat tip to Haseeba for providing this gem – and being able to handle the jealousy

Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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10 Responses

  1. najat says:

    wellll, if i was a man i would be depressed cos i have so much responsibility taking care of my wife, sisters, mom, especially if ur the only son, have to work the rest of ur life, while we sit at home and play with babies, raise them feed em, teach em.. etc..that is IF its a correct household where the woman doesnt work and she takes her proper role in her little kingdom at home, we’re like queens that get taken care of, i mean we do have to raise kids which is a HUGE job in itself but yeh thats fun

  2. maverick007 says:

    yeah but the other day I heard some stuff about how God dont put nothin on ma big broad shoulders that I dont have the strength to bear

    ergo, I’m not depressed when it comes to taking care of family

    NEXT.

  3. najat says:

    yeh thats true..that Allaah doesnt put u thru what u cant bearrr…

    i think women are happy too kthanksbye

  4. An Independent Scotland says:

    As salaam aliekoum …

    There are a lot of women who live lives that are just as simple as that list.
    We could all live a lot simpler if women were kinder to each other.

  5. Tree says:

    giggety giggety

  6. URGHHH says:

    Have you actually thought that these things which you have listed make femals (eventually) happy and not depressed lol

  7. I cudnt .. i jus cudnt take it says:

    Men are like….. Coffee.
    The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

    Men are like….. Commercials.
    You can’t believe a word they say.

    Men are like….. Computers.
    Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

    Men are like….. Coolers.
    Load them with food and you can take them anywhere.

    Men are like….. Copiers.
    You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

    Men are like….. Bananas.
    The older they get, the less firm they are.

    Men are like….. Bank Accounts.
    Without a lot of money, they don’t generate interest.

    Men are like….. Bike helmets.
    Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

    Men are like….. Used Cars.
    Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

    Men are like….. Vacations.
    They never seem to be long enough.

    Men are like….. Government bonds.
    They take so long to mature.

    Men are like….. High heels.
    They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

    Men are like….. Horoscopes.
    They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

    Men are like….. Weather.
    Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

    Men are like….. Blenders.
    You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

    Men are like….. Curling irons.
    They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

    Men are like….. Lava lamps.
    Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

    Men are like….. Mascara.
    They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    Men are like….. Noodles.
    They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

    Men are like….. Plungers.
    They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

    Men are like….. Place mats.
    They only show up when there’s food on the table.

  8. sukkar&filfil says:

    your one was funny (DO YOU READ YOUR COMMENTS MUCH? LOL, I GUESS NOT!) but i gotta say her’s (above) was funnier. what would you say?

  9. maverick007 says:

    yeah I agree with most of what she said, although a lot of it doesnt apply to me personally

  10. sukkar&filfil says:

    pffft… of course not! LOL.

    no that is just a piece of feminist hilarity. nothing major. a generalisation of the other half of the globe.

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