Maverick

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Smartypants

Yes, you.

You think you know freaking everything. 

Well, answer these:

  1. Why do we need a hot water heater? If it’s hot it doesn’t need to be heated.
  2. How can we have jumbo shrimp?
  3. Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  4. Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
  5. Why does quicksand work slowly?
  6. Why are boxing rings square?
  7. Why, when lights are out, they are invisible, but when the stars are out, they are visible?
  8. Why do we call them apartments when they are all together?
  9. If cows laughed, would milk come out of their noses?
  10. Why does Denny’s have locks on the door if it’s open 24 hours?
  11. Why do ships carry cargoes and cars carry shipments?
  12. When will a building actually become a built?
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8 Responses

  1. Khadijah says:

    MashaAllah, This is funny… very interesting questions…

  2. Niqaabis says:

    Maa shaa Allaah, it’s similar to this…

    Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;

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    Can you cry under water?

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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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    Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. . but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?

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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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    What disease did cured ham actually have?

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    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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    Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

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    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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    Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

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    Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural

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    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

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    If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

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    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

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    If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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    If a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands butter-side down, what happens when you strap a piece of toast butter-side up to the back of a cat and throw it off a balcony?

  3. Almira says:

    You know what Maverick I ate at dennys with a friend around 2am last week because IHOP was closed, I was kind of mad because they didnt have bluberry syrup. 😦

  4. As-Salaamu ‘Alaykum Wa Rahmatullaah,

    It goes to show how much you think about pointless things *ahem*.

    Was-Salaamu ‘Alaykum Wa Rahmatullaahi Wa Barakaatuh

  5. Maverick says:

    Well, some of the answers to those questions would reveal a lot about our collective psychologies.

    But I din’t make up that list anyways :p

  6. sumaiya says:

    reminds me of the messed-up Aqidah questions people usually like ask.

  7. Maverick says:

    Sumaiya – hahahahaa YUP

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