Maverick

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Of Corporations and Cows.

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away…

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: They have two cows. They worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN EGYPTIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows, they both vote for Mubarak

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8 Responses

  1. nuqtah says:

    Lol, kool definitions.

    Now i’m gonna dream about cows…moooo

  2. Maverick says:

    Cash cows can make you udderly rich.

  3. Umm Khawla says:

    yeah nuqtah, moving on from bakri to a cow eh? I’m looking forward to reading a poem on one 😛

  4. Salafiya says:

    LOL

    :S

    ulloo’s “mooo” & ibn m’s “udderly” & khawlee’s “bakri –> cow” made me laugh more than the actual article (which was very funny itself). For the others who read this, sorry, I can’t think of any cow jokes. I’m not as corny as the above 3 =0

  5. hijabihoodlum says:

    i think one of my highschool teachers gave this to us as a handout; still cracks me up. i only know a few cows in real life though; i should ask them what political ideas they most ascribe to.

  6. Hala says:

    The egyptian one is so true

  7. ahmed halim says:

    AN EGYPTIAN CORPORATION:u had 2 cows,they are producing too much milk that u will say it dont,and u gonna sell them,then a highranked guy in the state wil buy it.

  8. Rabyia says:

    LOL Funniest way ever of explaining politics to a child lol

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